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Roshambo

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PostSubject: The best of Chuck Norris   Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:35 am

This post is intended to be the best Chuck Norris exploits you have heard.


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PostSubject: Re: The best of Chuck Norris   Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:36 am

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer.........
To bad he never cries.
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PostSubject: Re: The best of Chuck Norris   Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:37 am

One time, Chuck Norris round house kicked a helecopter out of the sky.
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PostSubject: Re: The best of Chuck Norris   Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:10 am

Rumored: Chuck Norris is a Mega Boss in Outlands that can't even be brought down by a full 40 man raid of level 70's.

Drops: [Sword of 1000 Truths]
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PostSubject: Re: The best of Chuck Norris   Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:25 am

When WOW first came out, Chuck Norris was an original Character class.
The Developers found him too over powered because he was able to solo MC.
So the Chuck Norris class was nerfed to 1% of its former power and renamed
the Druid Class

BEWARE THE BEAR
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PostSubject: Re: The best of Chuck Norris   Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:00 am

When Chuck Norris jumps in water, he doesent get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris

When bullets are fired at chuck norris, chuck norris doesent dodge the bullets the bullets dodge chuck norris
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PostSubject: Re: The best of Chuck Norris   Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:35 am

Chuck Norris solo'd Nax with only a shoe matt damons left leg and a roundhouse kick to Kel'Thuzads face >Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The best of Chuck Norris   Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:42 am

A wise man went up to chuck norris and said the only person as powerful as Chuck Norris IS Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris then Roundhouse kicked the old man to death

Moral: Chuck Norris is immune to Paradox's
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PostSubject: Re: The best of Chuck Norris   Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:49 am

There are now plans for Chuck Norris to attack Iran and Syria, both countries have surrender documents prepared just incase.
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